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I can't ready an image to post because of the shite that is our IT department. They have worked for 2+ years to prepare computers for the monkeys that work in this company. Completely locked down, employees cannot write anything to their c:\ drive. Every box is supposed to be identical to every other. On the surface it's probably a good idea, but underneath where the real work gets done, it's fucked me. Now, I can't even open my copy of Photoshop to work an image. Yeah, great job, IT, you ball-less wonders. At least some good news on the footy-front. Bergkamp & Ljungberg could be back for weekend action against Fulham. Robbie van Persie remains out, though and it's looking like Cygan will be ready in 1 week, Sol Campbell in 2 weeks (year, right) and Ashley Cole in 3 weeks (prat!). Ashley Cole is suing News of the World because he's not included in an article about gay footballers. Go figure. Robert Pires was offered the Dennis Bergkamp formula in terms of his contract. That is to say, one year, plus one year, plus one year ad nauseum. Alexander Graham Bell, that famous Scot what invented the Telephone, was born on this day in 1847. Did you know that the Decibel is named after him, too? It's Friday. I'll soon be Off to drink healthy beer, then play some Mah-Jongg Wastrel On! (Listening to: Delcicate by Patrick O'Hearn)